Pain management are more than two words, two random words. It’s a lifestyle, an affliction, and a path to addiction. If it is you in pain, then that’s a major part of your day. Every. Day. But what if it’s not you? Let’s start with you, but first me.
TOP WEED CITY? PORTLAND OREGON AND IT’S NOT CLOSE
April 13, 2023 by
If Portland is the top weed city, who’s next? According to KOIN and Real Estate Witch, behind Portland and Denver, Buffalo, New York City, Seattle and Baltimore were recognized as the most stoner-friendly cities. Can you see the problem? I’ll help clear things up.
CUSTOMER SERVICE BLOGGER: WHAT’S YOUR PROBLEM?
April 8, 2023 by
“Customer service calls may be recorded for training and accuracy.” That’s fine, I’m recording too. But I’m not, I just say that to myself when I hear the recorded message before getting help. You can say it to yourself while you read this:
CALM SURRENDER LIFESTYLE, AND DOG TRAINING
January 25, 2023 by
The first I’d heard of ‘calm surrender’ came from a chemo clinic nurse. I asked her what someone like me was supposed to do during cancer treatment. She said surrender calmly. I told her Gillaspie isn’t a French name. Nurse Michel was not amused, but she was right.
WEIGHT LOSS: DOES MY MAN MUU MUU MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
December 23, 2022 by
Weight loss is a cruel joke on December 23rd. Christmas cookies, Christmas candy, Christmas cake and pie? Yes, yes, yes, and yes. Eat it or risk hurting someone’s feelings. Eat it and say you liked it.
BLOGGER RULES: COMPLAIN, A LOT
November 17, 2022 by
Blogger rules depend on the personality of the writer, but complaining endlessly is a common thread. I’m not a complainer, so it’s more difficult. Where is the starting line?
CHEMO CLOTHES GET A NEW BELT NOTCH
October 22, 2022 by
You’ve heard of ‘chemo clothes?’ That’s what you wear after getting the hell chemo-ed out of you, (hell = cancer.) Either that or you’ll be walking around like a kid in big boy trousers that don’t fit, but might some day. Today is that day. But it’s more about the belt.
CLUB BOOMER? ARE YOU IN OR OUT
October 20, 2022 by
Club Boomer has requirements, which I’ll get to, but it’s not a specific age. It’s not finding bliss, either. Or your safe place. So what the heck are the requirements for membership? Here’s what I know so far:
NIKE MONEY TAKES A STAND IN OREGON
September 30, 2022 by
Nike money is set to rescue Oregon, according to Oregon Public Broadcasting. The Knight in shining armor supposedly sees Betsy Johnson as the answer. But first the big question: Why, Uncle Phil? Why now?
‘BE PRESENT,’ SAYS YOUNG BOOMER HIPPIE
September 25, 2022 by
“Be present, be in the moment.” What’s that supposed to mean? You’re here, I’m here. That’s not enough? Do you remember the first time you heard it, a reminder, an order, to ‘be present?’
