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MASK WEARING IF YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND NORMAL THINKING

Mask wearing is not pretty. It’s not glamorous or fashionable, and it can take elevated self-esteem down a notch. But it’s not supposed to be. Besides, aren’t you fabulous no matter what? Of course you are, so how do those who can’t understand normal thinking fit in with masks?

COSTCO LOVE LESSONS OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Costco love is more a love/hate relationship: hate the hassle, love to unpack at home. Hassle? Costco hassle? Like driving loops around a huge parking lot looking for a space and dreading what that means. It’s got to be packed inside, right? But it wasn’t. Instead, I found a deal on Costco love.

KNOWN BLOGGER TELLS YOU WHAT’S WHAT REVIEW

Known blogger: a page you check to see if something could possibly show up on a regular basis. Or, A solo website dedicated to ads, plugins, flash, and splash, where everything is glossed over with a sheen of disingenuousness entertainment. Let’s go with the first one, a known blogger working to help others wade through […]

NO MAM: NO MARCH AGAINST MASKS

‘No Mam’ was my first thought watching people march against masks. Young and old alike ignored mask science on their journey to stupid. No mask for them is the conclusion of their mask debate. I’m a fan of exercise, walking it out, lifting weights, but an anti-science march? No Mam. I asked WebMD for clarification.

STOP LYING TO YOURSELF FOR BETTER MENTAL HEALTH

A request to stop lying to yourself is to stop believing what you know isn’t true. It goes beyond the private lies we enjoy telling ourselves. How long is that list? Too long to add anyone else’s baloney because we’re already loaded.

LINE JUMPING: BRING ME MY COVID VACCINE

Line jumping is never a good thing, especially when the people smile in an understanding while they do it. Or maybe it’s a condescending smile for the losers and suckers? I walked up to a produce stand at the Beaverton Farmers Market during the pandemic and didn’t recognize the line. Got the stink-eye for that. […]

SOCIAL MEDIA: WHAT DRAWS ONLINE ENGAGEMENT? FISH STORIES

Social media, the big ones, are visual stimulants. Who doesn’t pause for the whacky and weird just a little bit longer than they expected? What shows up and grabs you so tight you can’t scroll away?

TWO PERSONALITIES: SUMMER CAMP vs FINISHING SCHOOL

Two personalities, or shades of two, ought to be enough to make it through the day without more problems. If one is enough, stick with it, but don’t feel trapped. Multiple personalities are not a good sign, but two are not a problem if used with proper care. But which two?

BLOG TRAFFIC: BOOMERPDX FROM NATION TO NATION

Blog traffic map via google analytics. The big difference between the top map and every other map of the world is that this one tracks where the hits, the readers, the bots, showing up on boomerpdx originate. It’s a blog traffic map, which isn’t very writerly since geography isn’t about plot, story structure, or how […]

MAKING PLANS, NOWHERE PLANS FOR NOBODY

Making plans in December has been an American tradition unlike any other. Everyone shows up year after year, just like last year, just like next year. Making plans in normal times was easy until a status change shifts everything forever. After that no one makes plans thinking they’ll stick.