I asked a fifty year old man what turning thirty really meant. I was twenty nine at the time. He said, “It’s easier wearing a shirt and tie without feeling like a fraud.” Fraud? That’s it? Shirt and tie? Way back when turning thirty was old age I asked old […]
ADD YARD WORK TO ANY CRIME AND IT’S NOT A CRIME
The ‘get out of jail free’ card? Yard work. Rob a bank, steal a car, and do some yard work? Ok. Murder and pillage and do some yard work when I get back? Ok. It might sound easy, but adding yard work to your list of activities means doing yard work. If your yard needs […]