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BEST BUY TACTICAL COMMANDO

I made a birthday run to Best Buy for my wife’s birthday. Married people do this all the time. Maybe just husbands? The difference was, my trip was on the birthday, which some people call irresponsible, tactless, whatever. But I knew what I wanted and where to get it. And I knew the timeline. How […]

MALL HUSBAND AND THE JEWELRY STORE

Mall Husband happens when his wife says she’s going to the mall to finish Christmas shopping. Finish what? Husband thinking, ‘The Cowboys and Panthers coming up after a Duck game stomping at Arizona State yesterday is good karma. My kid has my Cowboy gear.’ Wife: Then I’m stopping by New Seasons to finish Thanksgiving shopping. […]