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CHRISTMAS BROOM FOR SANTA CLEAN UP

A Christmas broom is better than a Christmas vacuum? Or a Christmas mop? Those are reminders of work to do, work left undone. Not like a bottle of Chivas, which is a reminder to let it slide, you lush. Pour a drink and sweep while Santa pushes the Christmas broom.

CHRISTMAS LESSON 2020 FROM WWI FOR BALANCE

2020 Christmas lesson from WWI? Anyone? Anyone? Hands up? The top shot is more than a bunch of guys and a soccer ball. They are the cannon fodder, the poison gas breathers, the machine gun targets for strafing practice, who took a war- break on Christmas. Their Christmas lesson? Peace on earth. My view: I’m […]

CHRISTMAS FEELINGS THAT LIVE ALL YEAR

Do Christmas feelings surround you all year, or just after Thanksgiving? If there are only two kinds of Christmas people, that’s them. The ‘Pro-Christmas v No-Christmas’ debate doesn’t belong here. In someone worth caring about, the Christmas spirit shines through, whether they agree or not. How to know a Christmas shine when you see it?

COSTCO LOVE LESSONS OF THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT

Costco love is more a love/hate relationship: hate the hassle, love to unpack at home. Hassle? Costco hassle? Like driving loops around a huge parking lot looking for a space and dreading what that means. It’s got to be packed inside, right? But it wasn’t. Instead, I found a deal on Costco love.

CHRISTMAS SEASON: WHAT BOOMERS SHOULD KNOW

Christmas season for boomers comes with the sort of experience people go to therapy for. We know what to do, also what not to do. The important thing is we do both. With more readers coming in from faraway places like Shanghai China and Portland Oregon, it’s not too early to help them out. But […]

OUTDOOR VOICE AND DIRT AT CHRISTMAS TREE FARM

An outdoor voice belongs outdoors. It’s louder and calls for attention. Not so much a command voice to action, an outdoor voice still carries. Is it the right voice for the parking lot at the Christmas tree farm? Probably not, but there’s more.

CHRISTMAS EAVESDROPPING, PORTLAND 2019

Christmas eavesdropping is a target rich time. Feelings of gratitude, feelings of loss, it’s a season of feeling. It’s a great time to listen in on those feelings? Yes, it is.

A VERY MYSTERIO CHRISTMAS 2017, AND BEYOND

    Part of Mysterio Christmas means identifying with the season.   Nothing says Mysterio Christmas like the right hat.   And the right woman by your side.     Nike, Goddess of Victory is a good choice.   But the most important part of Mysterio Christmas?   Bringing the spirit like you mean it:

THE BEST BOB HOPE CHRISTMAS SHOW

When servicemen spent time away from loved ones, a Bob Hope Christmas Show helped. Christmas 1974, Fort Sam Houston, San Antonio, Texas. Part of joining the ranks of the new all-volunteer Army meant meeting a new bunch of guys. They weren’t sports guys, or college guys. They weren’t career guys, or upwardly mobile guys. Instead […]

NYC SUBWAY CHRISTMAS FAIL

Overheard in the mall. “One Christmas fail made me frightened to ride the subway.” I borrowed a suit from a friend, sky blue, for the office Christmas party that turned into the biggest Christmas fail. The only reason it doesn’t count is I wasn’t married or had kids or lived at home. It was me […]