JOE ROGAN QUOTES? SAY IT AIN’T SO JOE

Joe Rogan looks suspiciously like the sort of man who told Neil and everyone else to get a haircut in the 60’s.

‘We don’t need your type hanging around our town making noise.’

And here we are with Neil’s noise ever since. Maybe Joe could tell him to cut his sideburns?

Who is this Joe? As if you don’t know Joe.

Joe is a TV guy, UFC guy, a podcast guy with a huge following and a huge deal with Spotify.

And a role model, but more on that coming up.

He’s a one hundred million dollar entertainer with a blow horn blasting at a receptive audience.

The survey data also offers a demographic snapshot of specific shows. Media Monitors says it showed that Joe Rogan listeners are “largely representative” of the majority of podcast listenership overall — the show’s listenership is 71% male and evenly split between high school and post-secondary graduates.

How many podcaster people, bloggers, online content creators, would love an exclusive $100,000,000 contract for a once-a-week appearance?

In the same vein, how many of those same podcasters, bloggers, and content creators clamoring for likes, loves, and listens, would bring on these ‘guests’:

Discredited doctor Robert Malone made an appearance on Rogan’s show and claimed that Americans were “hypnotised” into getting vaccines and wearing masks.

One funky guest is understandable. Maybe Joe didn’t know.

But, two?

Another episode featured discredited doctor Peter McCullough, who claimed health officials ‘intentionally’ suspended early COVID-19 treatment in “order to promote fear.”

Okay, benefit of the doubt. Maybe Joe didn’t know. Again.

This does’t help the argument:

Speaking to his Instagram followers, Rogan said: “[My] podcast has been accused of spreading dangerous misinformation, specifically about two episodes. One with Dr Peter McCullough and one with Dr Malone.”

He added: “Dr McCullough is a cardiologist and he is the most published physician in his field in history.

“Dr Malone owns nine patents on the creation of the mRNA vaccine technology and is at least partially responsible for the creation of the technology that led to [creation of] mRNA vaccines.”

Joe talks to a big audience on Spotify, Instagram, and whatever social media platform he chooses. He’s not worried about being academically discredited.

(Joe) attended the University of Massachusetts Boston but found it pointless and dropped out early.

Young vs Joe Rogan In The Octagon

Joe and Neil are a couple, a media couple living in the same room, the same platform.

Spotify.

Neil is breaking up another band, leaving the company of Joe Rogan.

Was it the bad takes Joe likes to make?

1

The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone.

I don’t know, Joe, maybe you could invite Robert Kennedy, Jr on the Experience for more vaccine enlightenment. Then ask him about Oswald and Sirhan Sirhan just to keep the audience numbers up.

Why not? Could be funny. You’re a comedian.

2

When someone comes along and expresses him or herself as freely as they think, people flock to it. They enjoy it.

Now Joe, let’s see the bigger picture together. You’re a free thinker and expresser, so naturally Aaron Rodgers flocks to you for medical advice. Which you give after a consult with Dr. McCullough?

If you consult for a heart problem, he’s the guy with a valid opinion. Not so much for covid. It’s not Rodger’s free-thinking heart that’s the problem.

3

My act is so completely and totally uncensored that the only way I could really pull it off is if I treat the audience like they’re my best friends.

Dear Best Friend Joe,

I get a kick out of every fifty four year old guy keeping ahead of the curve. You’ve generated an audience of best friends who deserve better from their bestie.

There’s a step in entertainment and business that is regrettable every time a beloved media figure crosses it. As my best friend in the free-thinker world, and a soldier in the online content world, I want to share this:

Fine people on both sides of a repugnant subject?

No, there’s not. There’s the ‘stop this now’ side, and the ‘we won’t be replaced’ side.

You can tell them apart by their armbands and brownshirts.

You can tell them apart by the covid death count.

Just a comedian cracking jokes?

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don’t really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Joe, as best friends I feel you’ve got to know this. Part of your audience sees you as a father figure.

Comedy is the perfect occupation because you don’t have to worry what others think of you, but there’s the other side, my friend.

You need to worry about your audience, Joe. They’re young impressionable men for the most part and maybe a good chunk of them grew up without a dad like you did.

Maybe some of them have memories of domestic violence before they ditched their family like your dad did.

These guy flock to a father figure and hold on like their lives depend on it.

Their average age is 24.

Neil Young And Joni Mitchell Passed Twenty Four

Do you remember being twenty four, Joe? Me too.

So does Neil Young.

Old man look at my life,
Twenty four and there’s so much more

That’s old Neil at the top and young Neil right here, Joe.

Could be a fifty year span. Do yourself a favor, best friend, and give your audience a chance at the same run as Neil, the same run as you.

Together we remember 24, 34, 44, and 54 for you, 64 for me. 74 for Neil.

Give your audience their chance. Be a better role model. Be a best friend.