HOW TO GROW UP BETTER THAN YOUR PARENTS

It’s time to grow up, but there’s still a question?

How to do it right.

Based on empirical evidence gathered through observation, documentation, and experimentation, in other words the most popular posts on boomerpdx all time, I have some solid advice.

It’s not advice for those set in their ways, resistant to change, and waiting to die.

It’s for those with a little more life in their years, if not years in their life.

About that evidence–that’s it in the top image. Let’s go grow up:

The most read, most clicked post here is in relation to the statue of David, which sounds pretty good since I’m a David, too.

There’s been a question in art circles since Mike Angelo set down his chisel: Why is David’s junk so small?

This is the life lesson for guys: Don’t worry about size, your size or anyone else’s, especially a statue.

Are you worried David might swoop in on you with his special lady skills and snatch your women away right in front of you?

He won’t.

Are you worried about comparisons? For any comparison, remind the questioner that David is fifteen feet tall and his junk in normal sized, like you.

That ought to quiet the gallery.

If not, change the subject to why seven thousand people would flock to a marble penis post.

When I write I write for the multitudes, the millions if not billions.

I write for the world and let it go. Does the world appreciate my effort, my diligence, my word skill?

Not so much but there’s still a reward: focus and concentration. Two rewards as it turns out.

I focus and concentrate on the working part, you focus and concentrate on the reading part.

Is it my fault readers have a hard time focusing and concentrating?

The answer comes with a pecker post on top of the post heap.

If I were more conscious of the click, I would post more d*ck pics?

 

OnlyFans Bio Pic? Oh Grow Up

What would follow David’s post in popularity?

A post about naked dudes in a public gym dressing room.

I think there’s a theme.

If there is a theme here, and it’s a peek at the privates, why?

For answers, let’s go to OnlyFans.

People love the human body?

The naked human body?

The sexy naked human body? At 70? WooHoo. Check that box.

Right now, the platform boasts over 305 million users worldwide.

In January 2024, onlyfans.com saw approximately one billion monthly website visits from users worldwide

There are more than 4.11 million OnlyFans creators.

Out of the 305 million users, approximately 4.5 million accounts are creators

About 70% of the creators on OnlyFans post only adult content or focus strictly on adult OnlyFans niches.

The next most popular creator niches are fitness and wellness influencers, followed by musicians and artists.

The cooking and fashion creators round up the top five.

So, if you’re thinking of niche ideas, you know where to start.

The creator space is female-dominated, with women making up 84% of all creators on the platform.

 

There’s nothing sexy about old guys resting their schlong on the countertop while they brush their teeth naked in front of a mirror.

There’s nothing interesting enough to hear if they turn to talk to the guy next to them in between spits.

But what do I know? Maybe there’s a niche for their noodle?

If you use a gym and shower there, get in and get out.

Don’t linger, it sends a message you might not want a response to.

 

Where My Fans Come From

I like to think my fans come from pure interest in a voice articulated with precision and care on a one horse blog.

I’m the only one here, no one else.

 

“You talkin’ to me, cause I don’t see anyone else here.”

 

You, on the other hand, are who I’m talking to.

To you I say, “Be careful with yourself.”

What you do is your business, but one day, and it’s probably not too far away, you’ll meet someone you want to know more about; you’ll want them to know more about you.

If you didn’t know your partner was an online camera guy or girl, would it make a difference? Why?

People who work on their bodies, and want to show it, find a place.

Women who work on their bodies and want to show it have something called ballet.

You don’t have to like it, just know you could never do it, so show some respect.

Men who work on it have had sports to show their work.

You can’t run a skinny-post pattern dragging a suitcase sized ass behind you, but you can keep working on it.

For younger guys: Stay loyal to your wife and kids; if not married, practice loyalty until your friends cross the line.

For older guys: You won’t have any friends because you crossed the loyalty line a few times too many. That’s why you’re a bar rag sucking up happy hour beer with strangers looking for a reason to be loyal.

You are all loyal to the bar, so that’s something.

For younger women: Don’t work too hard looking for Mr. Right, just keep an eye on Mr. Right Now.

You know he won’t stand the test of time, he knows he won’t stand the test of time, so why put your hopes and dreams out there to get trampled on.

Have a good time, but know the best times will come with someone else.

To the older women: Time is not on your side, my side, or anyone’s side, it’s just time so don’t get too anxious about it.

You are not invisible either, no matter what you saw on Harry Potter.

How younger parents view their parents: Ok Boomer.

How parents view their married kids: We’re so lucky, their wives could have done so much better. (lol, hey boys)

 If you feel like you need to grow up a little more, not jumping on everything with all you’ve got all the time, if you are learning to pick your battles, you’re on the right track.

Elders can seem out of jumps, but don’t be surprised when they sky on you, or for you.

We are battle tested and know how to win. It’s all a learning process.