OREGON DUCK TRAINING

What do you learn in Oregon Duck training?

First you learn to listen.

It’s not easy when you hear this from early games:

“Ohio State is still the odds on favorite to win the national championship in spite of their loss to Oregon six weeks ago.

“Sine then the Buckeyes have evolved into the most complete team in the Big10, in any conference across the country.”

 

“How many three loss SEC teams will get into the College Football Playoff after today?”

 

The fellas on TV with perfect hair, and a voice as close to Marv Albert as possible, can’t find their way to Oregon on a map, in a covered wagon, in a car, on a jet.

The hardest words are, “Oregon sits at #1, undefeated, atop the world of D1 college football.”

Not Georgia, not Alabama, not THE Ohio state, none of them.

Not Texas, not LSU, not Notre Dame.

The first lesson in Oregon Duck Training is acknowledging them as the dominant team in 2024, so far.

Regular season? Dominant and done with the Ducks.

First playoff game looks like Penn State.

No one has a problem finding Ohio State.

Penn State? No problem.

Without proper Oregon Duck Training, Eugene might as well be under a rock, and we’ve got plenty of them out here from Haystack to Fort Rock.

 

Better Directions To Autzen

One of the joys of college football, this past Saturday in particular, is seeing the football palaces for other schools.

The stadiums are impressive as hell, purpose built to draw fans and win big games, small games; to win all the games.

Only one team has won all their games this year, and based on updated Oregon Duck training you know who it is.

Lesser teams have better stadiums with an oval bottom bowl capped by a ring of luxury boxes for big money, big donor mega-boosters, a thick ring of select seating on top of those, with the cheap seats way up in the air.

They are solid and pretty and from drone-blimp camera shots they look like the Roman Colosseum.

When will Autzen get the Hayword Field treatment?

It’s coming sooner than later, I predict, right after a signature design feature, a huge banner declaring: AUTZEN STADIUM HOME OF THE 2024 NATIONAL CHAMPIOINS.

And freeway signs all up and down I-5 saying the same thing.

It will be a jewel in big box of football stadiums and all it needs is the right crown.

 

Oregon Duck Training Ends On Graduation Day

This is the official trophy one school wins at the end of the season.

It looks good, like a corporate design should.

Then there’s this:

 

I made the mask in 2010 when the Ducks won the natty against Auburn, but for some sketchy officiating.

It’s been waiting fourteen years for this moment to arrive, and he’s ready.

Doug Fir bark, organic bones, Oregon pom pom.

The world is waiting, and since it looks a little cloudy, it’s an Oregon world.

Put a championship in the trophy case and everyone with an informed opinion, like my readers, will know exactly where Oregon is located.

Then it will matter more right here.

Finishing at the top of the college football world at the end of the regular season isn’t enough for the regular honks.