AIRPORT SECURITY LINE MANNERS

Airport security lines have rules we follow, or we don’t make the plane.

No jokes, no references, no greeting to your buddy Jack with, “Hi, Jack.”

If you don’t know the rules and decide to f around and find out, you not only won’t make the plane, you might find yourself on ‘the list.’

The No Fly list.

Go ahead and talk shit with your friends and family, but do it the airport security line?

Just don’t if you want to stay on schedule.

Why invite problems, unnecessary problems?

If you’re with a group and there seems to be questions about what to say and what not to say? Review the protocol ahead of time.

Imagine traveling with a group and one in the group can’t keep their mouth shut.

They break all the rules and your entire group gets interviewed and miss the flight, which means missing all the connective flights to your eventual destination.

To make it worse, the big mouth in the group blames the airport security staff for his act.

It was their fault the group missed the plane.

Instead of being accountable for himself, it was the fake security.

Since he was popular in his group they forgave him. Some understood him better than others.

They wanted him out of the group when they planned their next trip together.

The guy with the mouth problem said he would behave himself, but only if the airport security people didn’t ask him typical questions about batteries and liquids.

If they did he said he would tell them to mind their own business and do their job, while they were doing their job.

How many times would you hang around this guy before leaving the group if they wouldn’t ban him first?