SHOW OFF PARENTS RAISE FUNKY KIDS? WILL THEY KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

Show off parents are not who you think they are.

They are not the helicopter moms and dads everyone makes room for.

Not the Tiger Moms, either.

Parents that dress their kids as miniature versions of themselves don’t make the cut.

No, the big show off parents are big shows by themselves.

Two current examples are Georgia senate candidate Herschel Walker, and Elon Musk.

It pains me to learn about Walker, a man I’ve called the Most Valuable Player to ever suit up for an NFL team.

The Dallas Cowboys traded Walker for three Super Bowl titles in four years. Since then the Cowboys have had problems they can’t solve.

Now Team Walker is following their lead:

In addition to the 10-year-old, the aspiring Georgia senator has a 13-year-old son as well as an adult daughter who he had when he was around 20 years old, The Daily Beast first reported Thursday. He also has a 22-year-old son who he has previously publicly disclosed.

News of Walker’s additional children is noteworthy as he has been a public critic of children being raised in fatherless homes.

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Listen, who isn’t a critic of men who abandon their children, or ignore them, or point the finger at those who do while being a regular sperm donor themselves?

Show off parents ought to know better than to put their kids in such dim light.

Go ahead and line up with half-baked morons and backward manipulators who choose senate candidates not based on ability, but by name recognition.

Tommy Tuberville said this week he believes Donald Trump was sent by God to win election as U.S. President in 2016.

A big question now for Tuberville is how he will govern if Trump, his political benefactor, is not reelected. Two days before the election, Tuberville even spoke at a campaign event and said, “I do believe God sent us, and elected, Donald Trump.”

Herschel Walker and Tommy Tuberville could both be sent by God, like the Blues Brothers mission.

But, probably not.

Elon Musk Twins

Show off parents like doing one thing more than any other: Showing off.

Unless they have kids they’d rather not talk about.

“I have the kids for slightly more than half the week and spend a fair bit of time with them,” Elon shared at the time. “I also take them with me when I go out of town.”

Nothing wrong with being a part-time parent, but combined with banging out ten kids with four different women, it seems a stretch.

Like most parents, he must wonder how his kids will turn out. Will they grow up to be show off parents too?

All parents worry about their kid, unless they lose track.

But, who loses track?