YOU QUALIFY FOR ONE LAST BEER IF…

 

If you haven’t seen it yet, you will.

Someone you know gives up the chase for the perfect beer, telling the world about One.

Last.

Beer.

But it’ll never be you. Never.

Whether it’s medical, legal, or family pressure, if you see a fellow beer lover after a year, and they say they quit beer, relax.

No need for further investigation.

But you can’t help it, can you?

Who deserves One Last Beer?

It helps if you’ve tipped the suds in the same tavern as Thomas Jefferson.

Michie Tavern near Monticello.

The short front door caught the top of my head for a nice jolt down by spine.

Being the same height as TJ, I felt historical pride sharing the same near-concussion he probably got, too.

And it’s a meat market.

If you’ve shared a hug with someone from the 18th Century, you deserve a beer.

She should warn tall people about that front door.

You need to have a steady beer before you call for one last beer (2).

If you don’t have a marker, how else can you grade others?

Maybe it’s Coors Light, maybe Becks, some say there’s no difference, but you need a baseline beer to cleanse your pallet.

Admitting to a steady beer doesn’t mean you hang gear in your garage.

Yes, it does.

Once you declare beer allegiance and share with others, they embrace your choice.

At least that’s what friends do.

If your friends don’t do that, you can’t have one last beer.

Quit now.

Make sure your last beer is the right one for you.

If German beer is your beer, what do you do?

Whaddaya gonna do?

Go to Germany?

Do that and get stuck when you discover you’re not drinking German beer with American Becks.

More like Coors Light to them.

Then you’re stuck with an entire beer nation laughing one last laugh. At you.

Find a better way for one last beer.

An Oktoberfest is a perfect place (3).

Find one last beer and drop of those junior high/middle school dance moves while you’re there.

Drop those moves right on the dance floor and see what happens.

Babe magnetism, that’s what.

In closing, once you tell the world, your three friends, about One Last Beer, you’ll need to stick to it.

Or find new friends.

Any nominations for One Last Beer? I found it for Part II.