WHO CRIES MOST? NON-VOTER

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Non-voters need change, will do anything for change.

Anything, they say. Except vote.

Every excuse is a good excuse to not vote, just don’t say the dog ate your ballet.

Instead, use these tried and true non-voter lines:

I got my registration in late.

I moved.

I thought my driver’s license was enough.

Or,

What’s the difference, it’s rigged.

Who really counts the votes?

I’m writing you in for my President.

Non-voter reconsiders:

Well, if I have to, I’ll vote third party.

So far my third party vote for John Gardner elected Ronald Reagan.

My vote for Ross Perot got Bill Cinton.

My vote for Ralph Nader got George Bush.

How you like it so far? Probably better than Jimmy Carter, HW Bush, and Al Gore.

What non-voter needs to do:

Read the polls and prepare your voting friends for the inevitable loss, regardless of side.

Be a good American and express your non-voter status everywhere you can think.

Stop making elections about you and your choice.

If you don’t vote, then don’t vote. No one’s good enough for you to lower your standards?

The problem is, non-voter has a secret. They can say anything to anyone and sell it hard enough to change one vote, but they’re still non-voter.

Maybe you have stage fright. The idea of choosing anything shakes you up.

In Oregon we vote at home and mail it in, drop it off, signed, sealed, and delivered.

Still too much?

The first step in expressing your American ideal is voting.

Do you have an American ideal? Then find a candidate who matches up with you.

In a two party system, pick one.

If the last two standing are pretty big deals, and they should be, choose the one who’s big, not just big after tearing everything else around them down to look bigger.

Does that help, non-voter? Let me know if you need more.

Or ask Bernie what to do. He wants change.

Make change, non-voter, and vote.