VASECTOMY REVIEW FOR WOMEN

A vasectomy review is a fine answer to the question of birth control.

This is a post for women who need a link to send to men.

Who would like to start the review? Anyone?

Okay, I’ll start.

“I’m thinking about a vasectomy. It’s time after two kids.”

“I want a baby girl.”

“Honey, everyone wants a baby girl. They are the sweetest babies. I love baby girls. If we’d had a baby girl instead of two baby boys I would have been more thrilled if that’s even possible.”

“Oh, no. Don’t start.”

“My parents were just like you. They wanted a baby girl after their first son. Back in the 50’s they tested my pregnant mom and predicted a baby girl.”

“And they bought all girl clothes ahead of time.”

“Yes they did. Then I was born. Do you suppose I started out wearing baby girl clothes? I do.”

“I’d like to see pictures of that.”

“They finally got their baby girl after another son.”

“We can do that.”

“I’m looking into a vasectomy first.”

A Woman Doctor For Vasectomy Review?

I made an appointment and met the vasectomy doctor. It was a woman. I expected a man. I have expectations dashed all the time, so this was nothing new.

Surprising, but not startling.

Why wouldn’t a woman want to do a medical procedure specifically aimed at sterilizing men? Seems like a noble calling.

But I felt myself slide into a discomfort zone shared by women with male doctors checking them and working to understand how they feel.

Could I have requested another doctor than Dr. Zobek with the intriguing accent? Of course. Did I? Of course not.

I know medical people who have been replaced on a patient’s request. They weren’t ‘comfortable’ around ‘those people.’

I’m not one of ‘those people,’ which made me feel noble. After all, you never know.

Sign The Permission Paper

“What’s this?”

“A consent form.”

“For what?”

“A vasectomy.”

“Your vasectomy.”

“That’s the one. Or two.”

“You need your wife’s consent for a vasectomy?”

“It’s a paper from the doctor’s office. It’s a lady doctor. Maybe she needs to know how you feel for her own peace of mind when she clips out a piece of me. Or two.”

“What if I don’t sign it?”

“I’ll forge your signature the way you do mine.”

“We’re sure about this?”

“What I’m sure of is we’ve got the two best kids we could ever dream of. I like two.”

“You’d like three, too. You grew up with four.”

“Here’s a pen.”

Birth Control Vasectomy Review

When you see an old man railing against abortion and victimizing women, you’re most likely looking at a guy angry with his life of picking the low hanging fruit, and finally realizing who he might have been if he had taken the time to apply himself.

It leaves a bitter outlook, and who better to channel it on than women.

Imagine a bitter man and a woman seeking equal rights and autonomy over her own body in a discussion.

It happens every day outside the clinic where women have to walk past abortion protesters.

The woman states her case. The man says, “There, there, everything will be fine. Just leave it to us.”

Role Reversal

Now imagine the same bitter old man with a gigantic prostate and dust-packed testicles talking to a young man going in for a vasectomy.

Is there a crowd of protesters to wade through? Is the young man shamed for his choice?

Old Man: Son, don’t do it. What if you’re the last man on earth and we need you to repopulate the planet?

Young Man: I’m the last man but there’s women?

Old Man: Don’t get complicated.

Young Man: I’m getting a vasectomy for population control.

Old Man: You haven’t had any kids.

Young Man: Yet. And when I’m ready I’ll get started the right way.

Overview. Vasectomy reversal is surgery to undo a vasectomy. During the procedure, a surgeon reconnects each tube (vas deferens) that carries sperm from a testicle into the semen. After a successful vasectomy reversal, sperm are again present in the semen, and you may be able to get your partner pregnant.

Old Man: You’re fooling with Mother Nature, going against God’s Will to go forth and spread your seed.

Young Man: I’m not a farmer, Gramps, and by the way, women are not livestock unable to control their reproductive process, either. They can. So can I. You can do what’s best for you. We don’t need your guidance. We have doctors. We have science, not mumbo-jumbo.

Old Man: I don’t know what’s become of the younger generation.

Young Man: No, I think you do, and you’re pulling it backwards.

Old Man: Maybe that’s why I’m so tired.