ROAD LETTER FROM FLAGSTAFF

We hit Flagstaff in the dark looking for our road letter and motel.

The road letter came at a fast food stop.

It was the first fast food dinner of the trip.

We drove through, made the order.

The drive through guy asked if we’d like to round-up for local education?

Yes.

Wife: Isn’t it nice to know we don’t get ripped off?

Me: Yes. Rounding up is a good thing. Don’t forget to count the stuff in the bag.

Wife: I feel like they can count.

Later.

Wife: They forgot the crispy taco.

Me:

Wife: Can I have half of your crunch wrap supreme?

Me: Did you count the bag?

Wife:

Me: Here you go. Tell me again about rip-offs.

Wife: I’ll count next time.

Me: Will you still round up for education? What have we learned?

Wife: That you’re a kook?

Me: A kook sharing a crunch wrap.

Wife: That’s the best kind.