MUSK MANDATE RALLY CALL

With a Musk Mandate coming maybe it’s a good idea to know more about Elon Musk, THE MAN.

A more responsible blogger might dig into biography, astrology, and significant ontology.

Or Wikipedia. Come on.

The bio reads a little different, but what would you expect.

Based on the media sleuths who contribute to Wiki, Musk has no father.

His momma is in there, but no dad?

Do you find that odd? How is it that he’s got no dad listed, but a mom?

How about both, or none? I’m sure Elon has parents, but what happened to his dad? I suspect media manipulation.

So I did ‘my research.’

Shaping Information For The Masses

Based on the rumors spread about God inflicting Trump on us, is it that big a leap to see a man with no father listed in Wiki as the Second Coming?

He’s got no earthly father in wiki so must we bow down?

Where do you sit?

Not likely? Slightly likely? Likely? Okay, I’ll bow but I won’t grovel and scrape. Maybe a little groveling, then.

One thing Trump taught the ‘Curious Class’ is how many people lack curiosity. Why isn’t everyone curious about a smart man declaring himself a smart man while sounding so stupid?

The ‘Aw Shucks Class’ puts it off as Trump being Trump the same way Trump put off his pussy grabbing skills as locker room talk. No big deal in any event? No red flag?

Now we’ve got a fatherless man buying the world’s town square.

And the Musk Mandate says don’t talk about daddy?

Celebrating Stable Geniuses

Look, everyone has their own natural style, their lack of style which is also style, or some self-absorbed recreation personality reborn from world wide identity crisis.

The Musk Mandate says everyone on twitter must know their chain of command, at least who’s at the top.

Who would that be?

Founder, CEO and Chief Engineer of SpaceX

CEO and product architect of Tesla, Inc.

Founder of The Boring Company and X.com (now part of PayPal)

Co-founder of Neuralink, OpenAI, and Zip2

President of Musk Foundation, which has one of the most underwhelming websites for important work.

And no contact information provided, which I’m happy to remedy.

To contact Elon Musk, write a letter that’s addressed to him and send it to Corporate Secretary, Tesla, Inc. 3500 Deer Creek Road, Palo Alto, CA 94304 United States. You can also reach out to Elon Musk over Twitter by using his Twitter handle @elonmusk.

You want to reach out, you can feel it, so why not contact this deity?

What would you ask a man with no father, married three times, twice to the same woman, with his ‘Partner(s) listed as “Grimes.”

Musk Mandate Money

If Elon owns twitter after a $44 billion cash buyout, he’ll have things to answer for.

One tweet said he could have given everyone in America, all 330 million, a million dollars each and had seven billion left over. I didn’t do the math.

I didn’t do the math, but who couldn’t use an extra million? Look at Trump rally video and imagine the congregation with extra millions to give to their man. You know they’d do it, too.

How about the Jan. 6 insurrectionists with an extra million? They looked fiscally responsible and socially aware enough to handle a million bucks.

Instead of giving everyone a million, why not fund nationwide community projects like improving public school infrastructure and teacher pay?

You could do to education what Andrew Carnegie’s work did for libraries.

Why did Carnegie build all the libraries? First, he believed that libraries added to the meritocratic nature of America. Anyone with the right inclination and desire could educate himself. Second, Carnegie believed that immigrants like himself needed to acquire cultural knowledge of America, which the library allowed immigrants to do.

He gave away $333 million of his fortune on various activities, including an attempt to simplify spelling, helping churches, endowing (and in some cases founding) institutions of higher education, and supporting the arts. However, his largest gifts were reserved for libraries.

Of these libraries, 1,679 of them were built in the United States and in American possessions that were later incorporated into America proper (Alaska, Hawaii, Puerto Rico, Samoa, and the U.S. Virgin Islands). He spent more than $55 million on libraries alone and he is often referred to as the “Patron Saint of Libraries.”

Or buy freaking twitter. There might be a line to draw here.