MEATHEAD MIRANDA RIGHTS FOR MORE CLARITY

Know your rights, your Meathead Miranda rights, before offering an opinion.

It may save you problems in the long run.

“But I’m not a meathead,” you say?

That’s good to know, but like so many things, we’re always the last to know.

This might help more than you’d expect:

Meathead Miranda rights:

You have the right to remain stupid and the right to talk to your moron friends before talking to others. You do not have to tell strangers you have problems with anyone different than you. You do not have to give any explanations, excuses, or stories of how you came to be this way.

After I did ‘my own research’ I included the Meathead Miranda in a post about Tigard high school kids standing up by taking a knee.

I’ll break it down for the meatheads, because it’s needed.

First a definition:

Meathead: a stupid or bungling person.

A meathead hears the words ‘Black Lives Matter’ and if they are a white person they jump to compare.

They go full ‘what about’ listing lives that matter and miss the point entirely.

“What about all lives, what about blue lives, what about my lives?”

The Right To Remain Stupid

I’ll take a stretch with this:

After looking through the images of the Jan. 6 insurrection I didn’t see any black people in the riot crowd. They must have been wearing masks?

But I did see black people in police uniforms. The two groups did not mix well.

Who did the rioters mix well with? One man came home to threaten his family if they reported him. Would he, A. disown them, B. scold them, or C. shoot them with his gun?

Why would a sensible person threaten to shoot his own kids?

If that makes sense to you you’re on the wrong blog, the wrong internet, and living the wrong life.

The Right To Talk To Your Moron Friends

Let’s say you work for a school district in a responsible job around students, you know, kids.

One day, after much discussion and deep thought, you decide to come to school in black face to illustrate a point you care deeply about.

Dear School District Employee,

Calling yourself Rosa Parks and wearing black face make-up to protest the segregation of vaccinated and unvaccinated is not a teaching moment.

Now let’s say you used to work for a school district in a responsible position but got released for wearing black face make-up to school.

Did you get caught up in the moment because your school board banned the sort of things you feel need to be banned in a town poised as the Gateway To Oregon Wine Country?

Maybe you should have another talk with your friends.

This is Oregon, Not Ore-bama, Not South Ore-lina

I know a racist-leaning person who has trouble keeping up. Due to personal circumstances they switched their racial slurs from one group to another and it’s confusing for them.

They’ve lost their focus, but fortunately Donald Trump arrived to point the direction. It’s the border, the inner-city, abortion providers, news organizations, the libs. It’s anyone and everyone walking around with a fuse needing a match, and their new abusive role model brought a torch.

Have you heard the figure of speech, “He was like a father, a second father, to me.”

Disgraced, twice impeached, former president Trump is a father figure to the fatherless.

Take a look at the man’s biggest fans. What kind of father are they? What kind of man spawned them?

The students and parents in Tigard who saw the BLM and LGBTQ support symbols at a high school football game and helped the cause know who their fathers are.

Good men and women create better men and women.

I like a town that understands how that works.