MARRIAGE RULES FOR THE CURIOUS UNMARRIED

Marriage rules apply most to the people who’ve said it out loud: “I’ll never get married.”

Maybe you said it? Your spouse said it? I said it, then stopped. Why?

I got married.

You can’t say you’ll never get married after that.

I’ll start with three marriage rules and go from there.

If you marry your ‘soul mate’ you’ve got work to do, starting with finding your real soul. Call each other soul mates and you’re never done searching.

If you marry your ‘best friend’ the pressure is on. Are you their best friend, too? Try and keep up.

What if you find the best woman you ever met and she seems to like you? Go ahead and bend the knee. If she’s as great as you think, and likes to go along with your shenanigans, the time is right.

This is who will haunt you as ‘the one that got away’ if you don’t grow up and do the right thing, hot shot. Their memory will crush your soul and you’ll never have friends if you don’t marry them.

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