INFLUENCER BLOGGING: BOOMERPDX IN A VACUUM

Influencer blogging is determined by the ‘most read’ posts on any particular blog.

Take BoomerPdx for example.

The influence this blog carries includes naked men in a gym locker room.

If this was a marketing influencer blog, I’d market this idea for gyms: shower up, get dressed, and leave. Stopping hanging around, showboat.

Speaking of hanging around, the gym post is the second most viewed post here. The top viewed post?

It’s a short take on the marbleized junk on the statue of David, an answer to the question of “Why did Michelangelo pay so much attention to David’s hand? Did he run out marble for the wood?”

Rounding out the top three for this boomerpdx blogger is a post on the black tar heroin industry.

What to make of it?

You worry about what you look like naked? What’s the worry since no one, or very few people will ever see you naked. Take another look in the mirror, lovelies, you’re as fine as you’ll ever be, so move on to the next thing.

“But wait a minute, Blog Master, what about getting naked in a gym locker room?” you ask?

First, congratulations on your commitment to fitness and lifting. You’ll be stronger for your effort. However, if you’re guided by observational research, don’t bring that into the locker room.

Some things should never be observed in real life, like some guy drying his gootch for half an hour, or even a minute.

Remember, get in, get cleaned up and dressed, and get out.

Besides, there’s always some David statue guy prancing around like he just slayed a giant.

Influencer Blogging On Drugs

If I have influence over anything, back off the heroin brothers and sisters. It will make you do the wrong thing, like showing up at a family function and stealing a car.

Or forging credit card purchases.

Not to mention going to jail and meeting ‘new people.’

These are not ‘your people.’ You are not one of them. That’s the fight worth fighting.

Once you give in, once you show your ticket, you are riding that train and it never stops where or when you want to get off.

“But Blog Master, I just want to get a little high.”

I have it on good authority that the longer you use it’s not to get high, it’s to avoid withdrawals and getting sick. Have you seen Popeye Doyle in French Connection 2?

A Real Influencer Message

What do the top posts on this magnificent bastard of a blog lack?

No mention of Covid, no mention of the covid vaccine, no mask mentions, no social distancing encouragement.

Why? Because I wrote them before this ignorance pandemic. Real influencers are reaching a vulnerable audience and giving bad advice.

Ranging from ministers, to governors, to Fox News jackasses, people are responding to the biggest public health threat in the last 100 years with degrees of indifference.

Influence blogger question: should I go back and edit masks and vaccines into the most popular posts here? Should I tamper with the ‘evergreen content?’

Since they are the most visited, most read posts, wouldn’t it be responsible to give a current reminder for the sake of influencer blogging?

What do you think?