FIGHT OR FLIGHT: CLASSICAL DAVID’S PISELLO

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David was getting ready to fight Goliath. It was fight or flight time.

Look at that face. The face of fear. The face of, “Oh no, now what? I’ve got a sling and a rock.”

It’s like the old adage: Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

He knows he’s up against it. Life or death.

So why do researchers use the David penis when they talk about size?

From theage.com.au:

One of the most intriguing, if least openly discussed, mysteries in art has been resolved.

Michelangelo’s David is meant to be a representation in marble of the perfect male form. So why did his creator not make him – how would one say – a little better endowed?

Speaking for all Davids on earth, stop staring at the junk.

It’s a sculpture in marble. That ought to be enough. Stone. Rock. The guy has better gear than any other named statue.

Is there a statue of Joe? Frank? Jimmy?

There’s a statue of Rocky in Philadelphia wearing shorts and no one questions the Italian Stallion.

David gets all the grief.

Look, he was spooked. He had a lot of pressure in the moment.

For a modern interpretation we need to review Seinfeld, The Shrinkage.