FERAL WILDLIFE ON LAND AND SEA

Feral wildlife has not run amok.

Just ask Surf Chicken.

It’s his beach, his island. Not yours.

For answers to any questions about feral wildlife, ask Road Chicken.

Feral Wildlife In The Water?

They are all normal fish, not gold fish that got away.

Wildlife On Land And Sea

One moment you’re swimming with the fishes, the next you’re in town with a fancy drink.

In the same outfit.

Rinse and repeat.

If your goal is to wear the same swimsuit and shirt everyday, congratulations.

You over-packed?

You and everyone else who didn’t listen to someone who’d been here before.

Pack for this place, not that place.

If you make travel plans, and there’s a Covid lockdown bump in the road that throws off a trip for three years?

Keep updated.

Stay in touch with airline ticket changes for what you paid for.

If you get toward the end of ticket updates, it means it’s time to pack your Speedo.

I recommend traveling to a place with feral wildlife, the kind that doesn’t try to hunt you down.

Friendly chickens, freaky fish, and people from around the world come to Hawaii.

Jump in, but keep an eye on conditions.

I watched the surfers between me and the shore and noticed my daughter in-law talking to one of them on his way to the parking lot.

Instead of leaving, the guy turned around and headed back into the ocean.

Straight at me, but in reverse.

After a while he got out to where I was and asked if I was okay.

Was I? 

In one of those moments where you question your conditioning to do things from start to finish, I felt like I had enough endurance and common sense to find land.

“Amanda wants me to ask if you’re feeling okay.”

Know before you go.