BLOG SURFER? THE TIDE IS HIGH, BRAH

I imagine the blog surfer who lands on boomerpdx.

More than imagine, I get to read about them.

At least that’s how I see my personal spam, my surfer spam.

For example:

Pretty nice post. I just stumbled upon your blog and wished to say that I’ve really enjoyed surfing around your blog
posts. In any case I will be subscribing to your rss feed and I hope you write again very soon!

 

This is the post, the Everyday Everyman post on Veterans Day.

Hope I’ll write again very soon? Bless your heart.

How did they land here? This is one possibility: They googled Portland Boomer Blog.

But probably not.

More likely is they searched on one of my regular tags on Veterans Day, like “Veterans Day.”

However they got here they found a warm welcome. Wouldn’t you call it warm?

 

Blog Surfer Warm Welcome

The same post brought this:

 

What i do not realize is in truth how you are not actually a lot more well-appreciated than you
might be now.

You’re very intelligent.

You understand thus significantly when it comes to
this subject, produced me for my part imagine it from numerous numerous angles.

Its like men and women are not interested unless it is one thing to accomplish with Lady gaga!

Your personal stuffs excellent. All the time maintain it up!

 

My personal stuff is like something coming from an opps-aholic, where an otherwise kind and considerate person has one drink too many and starts running their mouth.

Just like that.

I am a fan of personal stuff, always have been. It’s one of the drivers that keeps things interesting in the museum world.

From King Tut’s Tomb show, to the army of Chinese clay soldiers, personal stuff is the right stuff.

 

More Personal Stuff For Blog Surfer

What is this?

Wine gear. I tried to figure it out and broke out the cork screw instead.

Follow me for more wine gear advice?

No, but do follow me for guidance on how to be a good American.

While this isn’t my big chance to rag and whine, to strut and pose, I do know something about being a good American.

This is what we’ve done, are doing, and what we continue doing:

Respect America. What that includes?

Play some ball, be nice to your Momma, and share a piece of that apple pie.

Do some community service, give neighborhood kids a boost, lend a hand when you can.

 

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What respecting America doesn’t include:

Blaming the coach because you’re a poor athlete; ignoring your mother because your father was a rotten bastard; passing on apple pie for anything else.

Furthermore, step up instead of hiding, stop complaining about ‘Kids these days; don’t assign negative value to those in need.

The neighborhood kids are not plotting to rob you, so put your gun back in your bedside boot; the government isn’t dysfunctional because it doesn’t have an agency to pick after you; people who’ve survived hard times know it’s not always somebody’s fault.

Does this go against the sound of words coming from ratings whore talking heads on fringe TV?

They say the world’s on fire and they’re not wrong, but what are you supposed to do about it?

Jump around in grave disappointment as if the people you vote for have given you a hot-foot?

Listen to a shit-talker spew their special message and spoon it up like manna from heaven?

If your guy is the one with difficulty accepting the will of the people, you’re not alone.

You are alone on boomerpdx, but you have company throughout the country.

Go ahead and throw in with the rally guy, but look at some of the faces drawn to him.

They are the ruined faces of people who didn’t get the right start in life with a mom and dad’s warm welcome when they showed up.

Instead of faces trying to understand a situation before it gets out of hand, they are the faces of, “I know what you’re trying to do and it won’t work,” Tommy Tuberville.

 

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A blog surfer rides the internet looking for new things of interest.

What do they get from those sent to Washington to do the people’s work?

Sometimes it’s election denial going on four years, sometimes science deniers getting sick and dying, and sometimes it’s a demented fuck-wad preying on the fears and limited capacity of people yearning for the yoke of tyranny, the comfort of winning at any cost, when they don’t know or care about consequences.

Consequences? More consequences?

When someone sounds like the guys on the wrong side in WWII, we’ve seen the consequences.

First they went after everyone with everything they had, even inventing new means of cruelty.

Then they got it back with interest in Berlin.

 

The winners rounded up the losers and hung them high.

 

 

One of the big losers, Mussolini, got a big hanging.

 

 

These are big consequences for big fuck-ups.

We don’t want to see anyone hung right side up, or upside down.

Let’s try and learn together that when a loud piece of shit makes noise, it’s still coming from a piece of shit.

The American legal system is geared to know the difference between shit and shinola.

 

You don’t need a pocket constitution to tell the difference.

If it looks like shit and tastes like shit, you’re on the right track.

It’s not rocket science.