FRENCHMAN FINDS WOMEN OVER 50 INVISIBLE

via theworldnews.net

Is this the man all French women under fifty yearn for?

I won’t post his name, but a Frenchman decided the world, at least his world, needed to know how he felt about getting older.

More specifically this Frenchman told the world that was listening he found women over fifty somewhat unappealing.

This from a man living in the land of love, of kisses, of long ears.

His lady opinion is not helpful to anyone, including him. Why is that?

Aging Frenchman

Call it difficult to understand, but science says aging works one of two ways: we get older or we die.

At some point this misguided Frenchman will be over fifty, so far over fifty that fifty year old women will look like teenagers compared to him. Fifty year old women will be the new cradle to rob for goofs like him.

Ben Franklin needs to give him a love lesson. It goes something like this: getting older isn’t so bad. Older women aren’t that much older and there are lots more younger women.

Take a good look at the love machine in the top image. Is he the best France has to offer? His is the face of France. Do women of any age find this aging Romeo the answer to their questions?

What would those Frenchman questions be

Will his hair dye stain a pillow?

Is he one to blame erectile dysfunction, ED, on his partner?

Could he possibly be all that?

I’ll start with the first answer: Any man 50 and over without a gray hair on their head is either a genetic marvel, or he uses shoe polish for hair dye. Ladies, don’t put out your best pillowcases when he visits.

Young women may not know this, but scrubbing shoe polish out of a pillow is hard, unlike French wood in a pinch.

Does he have the dreaded ED?

I’ll go out on a branch here and say he targets young women because they haven’t experienced the neediness of an older man. And they are needy. They like things they way they like things, they way they’ve always liked things.

Mix things up with them and suddenly you’ve got an emergency. If it’s not digestion it’s respiration or circulation. What are the chances this dude has varicose veins under his compression socks, has lactose intolerance, or a set bedtime?

Here’s what we know from the picture: He’s hunched over. Down the road he’ll need therapy for that.

He’s got a new haircut to show he’s natty, which turns into needy eventually. Sign up with this character and you’ll be trimming nose hair and ear fluffiness. He’ll probably have his young lady friends give him a shave, too. He needs one.

Caring for the Frenchman

This guy doesn’t want a companion, a life long love, or someone to share a life with. He wants a caregiver, probably needs one more than he wants to admit, which explains his badassed expression. Painful to see.

Young women need to steer clear of men who look and sound like this man. I’ll give you two words: Mommy problems.

Any guy who claims women over 50 are impossible for him to care about have issues with mother. First of all, his mom is over 50 and he doesn’t want competition with his affections for her. Ladies will know this when he calls them mother by accident.

Women who set up house with guys like this will end up doing his laundry and he’ll complain his white shirt isn’t as white as his mom got it. And you’ll iron it wrong. When it doesn’t fit he’ll blame you for getting fat.

Take my advice and let men who find women over fifty invisible and unworthy to their own devices. What devices? I predict his first date was a fur lined ski glove. His last date was a blow up doll.

But under 50, of course.