YOU’VE BEEN EMASCULATED? HOW?

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It Takes Balls To Admit You’ve Been Emasculated. Emascu-what?

You go to work and someone is telling you what to do…and it’s your business.

Come home and someone’s telling you what to do…and it’s not just your partner but your kids too.

You flashback to hear Mick Jagger explain it all in Satisfaction:

And that man comes on the radio
And he’s tellin’ me more and more
About some useless information
Supposed to fire my imagination

All you want to do is calm the hell down and remember what you wanted to do when you were a young boomer.

But someone always knows better.

Turn on the TV, read the paper, check facebook and twitter, and you see Donald Trump giving someone hell and you think, “Harry Truman in the house.”

Now you feel better. Here’s a guy getting railed as a showboat. Called out for his opinions. Shamed by smart people.

You know the feeling.

When I’m watchin’ my TV
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t smoke
The same cigarrettes as me

You’re living it now if you didn’t live it then.

If a politician helps you regain your emasculated self then you’ve lost more than you know.

Elected officials aren’t in the business of reattaching body parts, or giving you access to theirs.

So how do men get emasculated? How do they end up feeling emasculated?

Madame Noire explains how to make a man feel emasculated in seven different ways. Only seven? Sensitive dudes could name hundreds of ways, but that’s too emasculating.

It’s either seven ways to emasculate men for those out of ideas, or seven ways you may be emasculating your man as if you didn’t know already.

When I’m ridin’ round the world
And I’m doin’ this and I’m signing that
And I’m tryin’ to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
Cause you see I’m on losing streak

Who’s in charge of emasculating men? No one, we do it to ourselves then find others to blame.

No one wants to carry that empty sack, but Donald Trump is the new face of the remasculated men.

He talks like he’s packing, adores Sarah Palin, and boasts a string of young ladies as testament to his junk. This is the man emasculated men love?

In his latest blast he points out Carly Fiorina’s face with, “look at the face,” then said he’s not talking about her face.

Any question about faces needs to include his along with asking, “Mr. Trump, why is it you appear to be spitting in every picture. Are you a spitter?”

Well real men spit. It’s a remasculating gesture to hock a loogie as far as you did when you were ten years old before you discovered you’d never make the starting team, get good grades, get into the same college as your pals, or marry the homecoming queen.

None of it’s your fault? Who’s the bitch now?